Ye’ll uv hud yer tea then & other dangerous assumptions
I grew up in Fife, a region whose inhabitants have a reputation for being a bit tight with money. Urban legend has it that if you visit a Fifer around mealtime you’d better have eaten because you’ll be greeted with the words ‘Ye’ll ‘uv hud yer tea then’, meaning ‘I assume you have already availed yourself of food because the cupboards in this house are locked tighter than my eldest son’s wallet when we go to the petrol pump.’
And according to the myth there’s double disappointment for the visitor as tea doesn’t just mean a meal, it also covers anything that requires hitting the switch on the kettle.
Three assumptions: 1. The Fifer’s assumption that the caller has eaten. 2. The caller’s assumption they’ll be fed. 3. The nation’s assumption that Fife folk are ‘careful’ with their money. I can tell you at least two of these assumptions are often wrong.
Going hungry in Fife is nothing however compared to the costs of the assumptions we’ve been taught to use in order to run our organisations. Here’s a list of misjudgements we’ve encountered:
Posted: September 15th, 2011 under Uncategorized.
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